well most of my day revolves around power hour
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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