You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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