Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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