And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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