if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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