If i come over, it means nothing
Pappa wants mamma naked
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Send help, water and tortillas.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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