Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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