I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I don't deserve a penis
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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