PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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