yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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