that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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