I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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