i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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