Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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