dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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