Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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