why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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