Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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