Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
