he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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