just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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