drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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