you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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