There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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