Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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