i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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