Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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