come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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