That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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