Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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