i just google imaged poop.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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