Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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