$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
