You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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