what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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