I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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