belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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