So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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