He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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