Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I forgot wine drunk hurts
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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