Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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