Can Purell be used as lube?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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