dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Randomize
