Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
