If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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