is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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