Umm I'm too high to move.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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