yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
