I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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