I just pynch a tree in the face
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
lets start a swedish sibling band together
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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